I Learned A Thing.

I feel like a web design expert because I finally figured out how to make these buttons.
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So now I can try to flog anything and everything I like, through the convenient medium of PayPal.

Would you like a book?product_thumbnail

Thou Shalt Not Suffer. £6. (for postage outside the UK, please Contact Me)
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Would you like a Skin Unfucking Balm?

Vegan Skin Unfucking Balm, 15ml 
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Would you like this empty can of Crabbie’s Alcoholic Ginger Beer?

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I am a terrible person.

Maybe I should start selling poems. Or dates.

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I Learned A Thing.

I’m performing…

This Friday at City-Zen’s open mic event, One Mic. I get one mic and ten minutes to make my words count.

It’ll be fun. It will be fun. It will not be terrifying at all. I’ll do some old stuff, and some new stuff.

It’s in a nice pub, and there are some awesome other people performing as well. Come see, if you can. The evening is raising money for Trinity Farm, biodynamic and organic growers, to help them recover from an arson attack. Seriously, who the hell would arson attack an organic veg producer?

Check out the Facebook event page, see you there, maybe…

I’m performing…