So now I can try to flog anything and everything I like, through the convenient medium of PayPal.
Would you like a book?
Thou Shalt Not Suffer. £6. (for postage outside the UK, please Contact Me)
Would you like a Skin Unfucking Balm?
Would you like this empty can of Crabbie’s Alcoholic Ginger Beer?
I am a terrible person.
Maybe I should start selling poems. Or dates.